GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL TOMORROW, JUNE 17TH!!!!
In other news, if things continue to heat up on the boarder of Eritrea-Djibouti (pronounced JA-booty, as in, is dat ja-booty in yo pants, or is it like a prosthetic or what?) are we all going to have to laugh even more at inappropriate moments dotting the nightly newscast? Probably not, since it’s very likely no one cares, but more on this breaking story as it develops, friends, as it develops.