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Following @_M_I_A_ on Twitter

So, if you’re anything like me, you generally only follow friends and comrades on Twitter. I’m really not the celebritweet type, but if there’s one person whose tweets i’m going to follow, it’s obviously going to be M.I.A.
Unfortunately, she’s like the one major celeb-of-the-moment who doesn’t tweet her fucking ass off all the time—meaning, 99% of the time her bi-monthly updates are repackaged song lyrics.
Something is eating Maya Arulpragasm. Just a guess, but it might be the surrender of the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka.


Screen grab of M.I.A. on Twitter

Screen grab of M.I.A. on Twitter


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Swine Flu, Day 3— (news) fatigue and (24/7) general malaise

The American public, it seems, is already exhausted by our (possible) pandemic. Even as HuffPo breaks the glass on their emergency 72 point font, people are suffering the first symptoms of Swine Flu fatigue. That is, in the weekend since H1N1 entered the national consciousness, our constant tumblring and retweeting, digesting and regergitating has produced an unwanted side effect—known in the medical community as general malaise—in our readers.  Gawker.and Mother Jones are already posting second day stories (MoJo, as usual, a thoughtful and valuable piece, Gawker, likewise, notsomuch) on what is stil very much a first day story.


Well, and how would you react? After all, this isn’t like the Chinese earthquake, where something happened  all at once and we spent weeks finding out exactly what,  or the financial crisis, which happened bit by bit every day. Right now, we’re mostly reporting  what might happen in the future. Yeah, you shit yourself when you first heard about it, but this thing is moving so slowly…I mean, how long can one topic really stay at the top of Twitter trends when it takes three days for the CDC to confirm a new case?   In a cycle where we can report each piece in real time, even the NYT’s valient attempt to constantly update a single, cohesive story each day feels exhausting.

Collective exhaustion  presents some really serious problems. The threat of a viral pandemic in an era when we are more densely populated and internationally connected is real and close, the threat of a panic even more so. New York, which has 28 confirmed cases and at about 100 suspected ones has already seen a rush on the anti-flu drug Tamiflu and emergency rooms full of jittery would-be patients. You know where’s a really great place to get sick…but I digress.

You only have to look at last year’s outbreak of measles (a disease against which virtually the entire country is vaccinated), which was imported from London in early spring and  swept Borough Park in the largest single outbreak since 1992 before traveling to Israel  to see that disease travels differently now that it did even 5 or 10 years ago. Measels is a very contagious disease that is not endemic to North America (meaning it’s always imported) against which every New York City public school student must be vaccinated, basically on pain of death. And yet, there were more confirmed cases of measles in Brooklyn than there have been of swine flu in Queens (look for that to change, like, tomorrow).

The point in all this being, comparisons to the 1976 scare are largely false. Insofar as they address the potential for media-stoked hysteria, and the dangers inherent to rushing a vaccine, it’s illuminating to study, but otherwise the world of Gerald Ford hold’s little relevance for us @ 6.7 billion. If we allow ourselves (as readers as well as writers) either to be sucked into the collective hysteria or, conversely,  to spit at the risk or use it as a springboard for something else entirely, we’re falling into our own trap.  That is, Gawker and the Times are each a little right: keep the pandemic stoked 24/7 and we risk burrying public information in public bullshit.

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Swine Flu (why Twitter is your worst nightmare)

Mexican soldier hands out masks in the DF

Mexican soldier hands out masks in the DF

Are you terrfied yet, motherfucker? Well, if you’ve been following Twitter or the increasingly rabid  homepage of  the Huffington Post, you would be.

As a CDC junkie (and a regular reader of Morbidity and Mortality weekly) , I would love to get into the nitty gritty of this disease–how and when it will most likely kill you, for starters–but before i do, i feel it only responsible to explain why the cyber-driven hysteria it’s touched off is likely to kill you first.

About a week ago,  I first noticed swineflu about halfway down my biweekly troll of Google Zeitgeist. At that time, i thought little of it. After all,  half of the stuff on google analytics is from reality tv anyway. Then, a few days later, I logged onto twitter and noticed it in trends. At the top. Within seconds, i had the most terrifying picture possible of a truly terrifying pandemic.

Imagine, if you will, that this disease really starts spreading in the U.S. G-d forbid. Imagine that you are standing on the subway platform at Union Square  when suddenly someone gets a Tweet on their iPhone that someone on the incoming L train is exhibiting flu like symptoms and coughing everywhere. Imagine how quickly panic would spread. In a climate like that, don’t our major media outlets have a duty to not only keep us abreast of the situation as it develops, but to temper the overwhelming, hysterical fear?

Apparently not

I’m not one to heap praise on the old guard, but there’s something to be said for an institution (in this case the old media) that actually believed it served a public service. I fear taht this is just the first taste of what’s to come. Go back tomorrow and i almost guarantee you a bigger, more terrifying, more sensational headline.  And if things really get that bad? Who will reach out to calm the storm we have stirred.

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There’s Something About Top Ramen

I’ve just resurfaced from the deep web to find my darkest suspicions confirmed: there’s something sinister afoot with Top Ramen. Not inside the package itself, I suspect—personally, I haven’t eaten one in about a decade and wouldn’t start now, what with Passover and all—if the dehydrated noodles and apocalypse-proof bouillon formula ain’t broke, why fix it?

No, whatever dark evil even has set down roots in the first quarter of what will in all reasonable likelihood be the first full year of a long depression, its fruit is most certainly Top Ramen. Suddenly, on Twitter and Facebook and Google Zeitgeist, the noodles of destruction are all people can talk about. 


The correlation is clear. At between 5c and 25c a package, recessions and Ramen are as natural a pair as April showers and May flowers.  But for the love of G-d, could our renewed love of Ramen come at a worse moment? At the yet untold height of our obesity epidemic and under the added burden of limitless healthcare costs, the last thing we should be doing is stocking up on Styrofoam cups whose net contents include your entire daily value of sodium.  If you gotta go noodles, make it Maggi 2-Minute Noodles, the preferred recession snack of those who know.

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